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Wayne Carter - Aussie Comedian and all round entertainer

#youvebeenlearned

Dem london feeds

This was my day today

This was my day today

Is it usual what it is b e t w e e n u s?

             When I t o u c h you?

                    When you l i e with me?

No, this isn’t usual, it’s d i f f e r e n t.

(Source: tobesregbo, via dreamtraveller)

let us all take out a moment from the day to say YES TO BUTTS

let us all take out a moment from the day to say YES TO BUTTS

(Source: slutmyfuck, via damoberry)

Dear hot ginger following me on tumblr

I saw that you were following me and all my feels went WOOOOOSHHH (you know like when a 12yo girl sees a boy from 1D) anyway I stalked your tumblr and went to message you but I could not find the message button. Ohhh no …. So HOT GINGER …. MSG ME I want to try and act all cool and aloof …. I wonder if that is possible now lol … to anyone else reading this … yes I like Gingers …. I know I am silly

#overground station names in #uk #london have some interesting names #gayuk

#overground station names in #uk #london have some interesting names #gayuk

#youvebeenlearned london edn

How was my first night in London i hear you ask….  Free wine and a roast

How was my first night in London i hear you ask…. Free wine and a roast

Dem plane feels

Dem plane feels

Having farewell drinks with sexy bitches since 2014

Having farewell drinks with sexy bitches since 2014

Making friends even before i have landed. I AM KICKING GOALS #gayuk

Making friends even before i have landed. I AM KICKING GOALS #gayuk